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| Appearance | 5'7" (171 cm) height
125 lbs (57 kg) weight
Blue eyes
Blonde hair | | Marital status | Single, no children | | Education | Still studying! | | Occupation | Design | | About |   Leo
Doesn't belong to major religions
Non-smoker
Non-drinker | | Seeking | A guy 27-31 y.o.
If you love someone, set them free.
If they come back, they’re yours,
If they don’t, it was never meant to be."
Now here are some new versions...
Pessimist:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they ever come back, they’re yours,
If they don’t, as expected, they never were.
Optimist:
If you love someone, set them free.
Don’t worry, they will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they ever come back, ask them why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they don’t come back right away, forget
them.
Patient:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they don’t come back, continue to wait until they
come back.
Playful:
If you love someone, set them free.
* If they come back,
and if you love them still,
set them free again,
repeat.*
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_they))
m_they.free()
if(m_they == NULL)
m_they= new CThey;
Lawyers:
If you love someone, set them free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment
of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
If you love someone, set them free.
If they come back, I think we can charge them for
re-installation fees but tell them that they’re also
going to get an upgrade.
Schwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone, set them free, THEY’LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone, don’t set them free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone, set them free by offering them VRS
and other benefits. Then outsource them. |
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